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Dear Russia:

Please turn the power grid back on so we can charge our tanks.

Kisses --

Uncle Sam

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Just when one thinks there cannot possibly come another idea so moronic that it truly defies belief--here they are, doing their magic again.

At least now we know Xi and Putin won't need to find comic relief by watching anything other than us.

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But what if both sides agreed to take a “ Designated Time Out” ( DTO) to recharge the batteries, go potty and grab a snack? I have watched this woman testify before Congress and she is so stone stupid that I think committee members are hesitant to press her. She might cry.

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Apr 29, 2023·edited Apr 29, 2023Liked by Bill Heath

There is not enough power in the grid to accomodate vehicle charging stations at the rate proposed, not even close. These charging stations are measured in gigawatts and they can easily demand more energy than some cities require.

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Bat shit crazy is both the appropriate and technical term

You know, at some point, you have to start wondering if Lloyd Austin and all his buddies aren't planning to kill the enemy by making them laugh themselves to death as our nonbinary and trans soldiers crawl out of their tanks wearing rainbow camo complaining about being deadnamed and misgendered while demanding to know where the nearest generator or charging station is located.

I guess it will be a quick war, but we should start learning Mandarin and Russian now so we can converse with our conquerors.

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Apr 30, 2023Liked by Bill Heath

I’ve been saying it for awhile: the primary mission of the military right now is not warfighting. I’m not sure what the mission is, but it sure isn’t what it should be.

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A food friend, a retired Army Brigadier General, replied privately to me;

"Correct."

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How are tanks refueled during battle now?

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"...in my ignorant estimation..."

There is something wrong with today's column, Mr. Heath. I have re-read everything, and I have narrowed the problem down to one of these 4 (four) words.

Hope this helps "educate" you!

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